Sunday, March 16, 2008
In The Ghetto
By the way, I'm sorry I haven't updated this in months, but you know, listening and tracking bad songs can drive a person to the nearest padded cell.
Uncle Albert/ Admiral Halsy
Tell Laura I Love Her
Heartbreaker
They're Coming To Take Me Away
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Patches
Dickey is in love with Patches, a poor girl from the wrong side of the tracks. Dickey's parents think it is a bad idea to marry Patches, so he ignores her. Patches drowns herself in the " dirty ol' river", and Dickey, so despondent over the news, decides to join her. Good riddance.
My Humps
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it...
Bonus video: The bootom vid is Alanis Morrisette's very funny parody of this song. I remember why I love Alanis now.
Afternoon Delight
Fact- this song was the number one song the week of July 4, 1976. It was Bicenntennial week, and a song about lunch time nookie was number one. And I thought the U.S. was a sexphobic, puritannical country...
Other than the sentiments ( sex= good), this song is beyond '70s bad. Those voices. That music. ( Starland Vocal Band= apocolyptically awful). I know people who love, love, love, LOOOOVE this song. They are no longer my friends.
Timothy
Cannibalism as pop song.
Thank you again, Rupert Holmes.
If it looks like I hate Rupert Holmes, I don't. He has written some fine music for the Broadway stage, and a really good novel called Where The Truth Lies, which was turned into a really good movie by Atom Egoyan. I just really hate his pop music career.
This video is a slideshow that tells us a bit about the history and circumastances of the song. Some of it is actually quite humorous.
Seasons In the Sun
As a Canadian, I have felt obliged to apologize for many things. The cold. Snow. Hockey fights. Don Cherry. Paul Martin. Bad music from any era. The usual.
This song by Canuck Terry Jacks, also a member of the terrible band The Poppy Family, is among the Canadian music industry's biggest transgressions. It's whiny, cheesy, pointless- did I mention whiny? Yes? Well, it desereved to be mentioned again. Awful.
Friday, November 16, 2007
Escape ( The Pina Colada Song)
Yuck. They are bored with each other, they decide to cheat on each other, they place personal ads, and they find.... EACH OTHER!
Shoot me now.
Copacabana
If you are a Fanilow, and you want to rip me to shreds, go ahead. I hate this song. I don't hate "Mandy", though, so remember that when you are trying to track me down...
P.S.: I'm sorry about that bit of Genesis at the end, there, but this was the first " Copacabana" clip I found with Barry on YouTube, and I wasn't going to search any harder than neccessary.
Young Girl
Jail bait. He's singing about jail bait. Classy.
Worse, his inability to keep it in his pants seems to be her fault. God.
MacArthur Park
Honey
Oh, Lordy, I hate this song with a violence I save for all my exes. My teeth actually hurt from the saccharine. I love Dave Barry's idea- the song is almost bearable if you beleive the Hell's Angels took Honey away. I'd cry needlessly, too, if my guy thought this was a song worth listening to.