Sunday, March 16, 2008

In The Ghetto

Uh, huh. Yes, Elvis can be on this list. It's not EP's fault, the song was written by Mac Davis, who will be a frequent defendant ( trust me). Elvis does the best version, the one that doesn't make me vomit continuously. But this is still one of the most awful of songs.



By the way, I'm sorry I haven't updated this in months, but you know, listening and tracking bad songs can drive a person to the nearest padded cell.

Uncle Albert/ Admiral Halsy

Paul. The Beatle with an unerring sence of melody. The one who wrote " Helter Skelter", my favorite Beatles song of all time. Then he started writing stuff like this, and I've never forgiven him.

Tell Laura I Love Her

Ray Peterson's earnest " classic" about teenagers in love, stock races, death... it makes me retch.

You're Having My Baby

Paul Anka is lucky his wife didn't hit him for this sappy crap.

Heartbreaker

Mariah, Mariah- using " Genius Of Love" for " Fantasy" was one thing, but using the same damn sample- lazy. And this song is crap. Sorry, Mimi.

They're Coming To Take Me Away

Napoleon XIV and his novelty hit. My mom loved to sing this while making dinner.